“Strapped In and Lovin’ It”
By the Fairy Bra Mother
[Verse 1 – Meet the Queen]
There’s a legend in my drawer, sittin’ pretty and luxe,
She’s the one I reach for when I want zero fuss.
Name’s Abbie—and honey, she reigns supreme,
Like a hug from the heavens in a seamless dream.
[Chorus]
She lifts, she holds, no pokes, no pain,
My girls ride high like a private plane.
No slipping, no gapping, no back-band blues—
This bra’s got the power, and nothin’ to prove!
Oh I’m strapped in and lovin’ it,
Feelin’ fierce in every bit!
[Verse 2 – Sporty Spice]
Now if I’m chasin’ goals or just joggin’ in place,
Jesse’s got the bounce-proof, sweat-wickin’ grace.
She says, “Let’s move!” without squishin’ me flat,
No uniboob here—just sporty and stat!
[Verse 3 – Slim ‘n’ Sassy]
Feelin’ like a button-down kinda day?
Emma steps in to smooth it all away.
She tucks and tones without squeezin’ the soul,
She’s the minimizer queen, and she’s on a roll.
[Mini Chorus]
From meetings to mimosas, my shape stays tight,
These bras work hard, and they feel just right!
[Verse 4 – Soft & Sweet]
Sally’s the lil’ sis with a big heart grin,
She’s light as a feather but still holds me in.
A starter bra vibe for that just-right feel,
She’s the gateway to luxe with an easy appeal!
[Bridge – Bottoms Up!]
Oh and don’t get me started on Zoe the dream,
The bikini that hugs like whipped cream.
And let’s raise a cheer for those leggings so fine,
Buttery-soft like a leg-hugging rhyme!
[Final Chorus]
So here’s to the bra-drobe, built with love,
From Abbie to Jesse, they all rise above.
I strut with confidence, sass and grace—
Because my underthings know their place!
Oh I’m strapped in and lovin’ it,
And lookin’ like a total hit—
Yeah I’m strapped in and lovin’ it…
Best. Bra. Ever. And every perfect fit.
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